Just a while ago, I was playing poker. This dude started talking and you know.. I don't really like talking to strangers. X is a friend of mine who was playing in the same table. We decided to act as "a couple" just to teach that fella a lesson. Dude will be named dude. Friend will be named X.
It started off by Dude seeing that I've more chips (cause I rarely play and save up) than everyone at the table.
[Dude]: wah tihling so rich oh
[Dude]: *yihling
[YihLing Chen]: haha thanks
[Dude]: frm kl?
[YihLing Chen]: yeah. kl girl
[Dude]: part?
[YihLing Chen]: ahaha moved to pj. damansara
[Dude]: wahh...personal also so rich wor...
[’Fr0g PrlnCe’ ]: i had 2pairs
[YihLing Chen]: hahah nah just from an average family
[’Fr0g PrlnCe’ ]: but i think sm1 had straight
[’Fr0g PrlnCe’ ]: 9 n 10
[Dude]: still study de ah?
[YihLing Chen]: yeah. still studying
[Dude]: sek men>?
[YihLing Chen]: yup.
[Dude]: hw old r u wor?
[YihLing Chen]: hahah take a guess
[Dude]: just finish SPM?
[Dude]: no..
[Dude]: form4 i think
[YihLing Chen]: haha you guessed it right
[Dude]: F4?
[YihLing Chen]: yeah.
I don't know how he guessed 'cause my Facebook profile is restricted to friends only. X and I started planning of how to buzz him off through MSN.
[YihLing Chen]: how bout you Dude?
[Dude]: im older
[Dude]: wana guess too?
[Dude]: lol
[YihLing Chen]: 20s?
[Dude]: 20? nope
[YihLing Chen]: mm.. 19?
[YihLing Chen]: 21?
[Dude]: so many de?
[Dude]: which 1?
[YihLing Chen]: either or.
[YihLing Chen]: 19
[Dude]: i wish im that young
[Dude]: hehehehe
[YihLing Chen]: 22?
[Dude]: not that old too
[Dude]: haha
[YihLing Chen]: 21!
[Dude]: hahaha
[YihLing Chen]: am i right?
[Dude]: hehe
[Dude]: yeah
[Dude]: i used to work in kl be4..
[YihLing Chen]: oh. but..?
[Dude]: resign d
[YihLing Chen]: hahah so what're you doing now?
[Dude]: helping my dad's business lo
[YihLing Chen]: oh.. sounds good to me
[Dude]: nah...not that good actually
[YihLing Chen]: lol. i'm sure you'll find a way..
I tried to sound convincing. Yeah right.
[Dude]: sigh...
[Dude]: hope so...
[Dude]: lol
[YihLing Chen]: well i'm sure you can. :)
[Dude]: lol thanks
[Dude]: tank kiu tank kiu
Tank kiu? What in the lala world..? Later on, X and I decided to make our move, as planned.
[X]: eh Dude
[YihLing Chen]: no biggie.
[YihLing Chen]: ooo X now you're talking!
[Dude]: so hws ur holiday?
[Dude]: yes X?
[YihLing Chen]: hahah pretty alright. school's starting in a month
[Dude]: yeah...
[Dude]: i miss the days..
[YihLing Chen]: i'm sure i'm gonna miss mine too. hehe
[Dude]: yeah im sure u will
And we decided to prank him, pronto! Too bad. 0=)
[YihLing Chen]: X dear, talk la..
[X]: haha okay :)
[YihLing Chen]: when will you be coming back from canada?
Canada, such a lie.
[X]: 6th of january baby
[YihLing Chen]: oh.. we all miss you.
Dude was so desperate that he invited me to be his poker buddy for the third time around.
[YihLing Chen]: loll Dude, sorry but i only play poker once in a while. hehe
[YihLing Chen]: so there's no use being poker buddies.. ><
[YihLing Chen]: alright gtg. X, have fun playing. bring back my fav choc! :) mwah
HE DIDN'T REPLY. Plan successful. After that X and I continued chatting for a bit on MSN. His pic was taken in a car so..
Eh, he got big car le
What big car? What proton car is that man, can you see the rear view mirror? ( Sorry, not trying to discriminate; just indicating it's not a big car cause it seemed like an old one. I've one Proton car too, so no hard feelings. )
Oh ya hor
That's what you get. Kinda mean in a way but.. (=