Chinatown #2

There's a new furniture set and dining table that were settled in my house on Thursday. I think my house could be the second Chinatown/China museum. Really. Even my Australian-ized sister says so.

I had fever during Math 2 on Tuesday. I was freezing cold. The papers were a blur to me. I didn't know what I was doing for Math 1. Went to school around 9.20 a.m. on Wednesday and saw a bunch of people + patriotic songs + form 4 students + teachers + flags + flags + flags as I find my way through the crowd. Only had Geography paper on that day. I brought 2 packets of tissue from home, bought 2 packets of tissue from school's bookshop and nearly finished it all by the end of school.

Me : Amir, is this packet of tissue cute?
Amir : Yeah.
Me : How about this green one?
Amir : Even cuter.
Me : How about this? *points to ownself*
Amir : Cutest.

xD JOKER~!

Running nose was like a running tap water.

Irony.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

As Pink as a Dragonfruit

tiramisu? *inside joke*

What a bummer. Of all days, the last day of the hols, I just had to fall sick. And I'm having trials. Sigh. :'(

Don't pretend you ever forget about me

Malaysians and CINAs!

Who says our English is teruk?

Just see below - Ours is simple ,short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons:Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la..

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of apredicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that..

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you..
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka you

29 ways to know if you're Chinese

Please check the list to see how Chinese / Singaporean / Malaysian you really are.You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.

1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).

2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has move out.

3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.

5. You hate to waste food:
a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa)
b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

6. You don't own any real Tupperware - only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.

7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.

9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.

10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.

12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.

13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.

14. You're a wok user.

15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.

16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.

17. You never call your parents just to say, "Hi".

18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because such food are "heaty" (yeet hay in Cantonese).

20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.

21. You always cook too much.

22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

23. You starve yourself before going to an" All You Can Eat Buffet."

24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics, computers.

25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.

26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper - thin.

27. You call a sausage a hotdog.

28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs.

29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid its all.

HAHAHAHA. CINA BANYAK. Truly Malaysians. Emails.. Emails. Sempena bulan keMERDEKAan! xD

What Now?

Lie?

A visit to the hospital

But I'm fooling myself
I'm fooling myself
Cause you say you love me
And then you do it again, you do it again
You say your sorry's

And then you do it again, you do it again


Went to visit my 7-year-old niece, Sheyenne in DSH in the morning cause she burnt herself. The right part of her body. It was really really bad. But she's okay. The way she spoke was so so so so so adorable and slow! It's like a baby learning to walk. You get the idea. She was really shy when she was younger. Ahhh. I'm her aunt. x( And her dad's my cousin. Oldest cousin. And I'm the youngest cousin. On my dad's side. 21 years difference yo!

I can't seem to choose a new specs frame. Frus!

The phrase

Eugene said this on his birthday - 

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE YA AIN'T ME!

No Rempits

Remember I said my class had to switch classes with 4 Kempas and I was sitting at the corner? [ Refer to previous, previous post ]. Well, they pasted the list of things that can't be brought to school. There was the food part and some joker added something in pencil, I think he/she did it during exam. He/She wrote d) makanan basi. There was the clothings part and there was one which wrote "pelbagai jenis topi", so that joker added "pelbagai jenis topi - keledar ---> NO REMPITS".

-.-'

Run.

[ Feeling strangely fine ]

The tikar thingy they've pasted on our tables, are like the wooden floor of your bedroom. Light brown though. Eeeks. I was yawning til I teared during the trial papers. While doing Part A of BM, only the FIRST part, I've already almost fell asleep. Same goes for English.

Did you know that the word TADIKA came from the word Taman Didikan Kanak-kanak?

Did you know that the word PAWGAM came from the word Panggung Wayang Gambar?

Did you know that the word ABC came from the word Air Batu Campur?

BM - Akronim. Hehe.

Headstrong, I'll take you on!

Yes, that's me in the above photo =D Meet the Chen's.

My class had to switch classes with 4 Kempas for the day cause our tables needed some wrapping in order to keep it clean for PMR students [ us ]. The class was seriously small. The distance between our tables were 0.0298356471 cm. Exaggerating. Anyway, it was just half an arm away. Talk about sitting between Amir [ the tall prefect ] and having Dev sitting on my right. Dev was supposed to sit right at the back of row 2 but noooo, after Tuesday's incident.


Before KH's paper, we wanted to change places so it would be easier for the PK and KT students. It was Puan Tan GT's period. So she asked us..

Puan Tan : Who wants to change place?
Me : Hands up! Hands up!
Cher Haow : *sings GC's Dance Floor Anthem* Everybody! Put up your hands and say I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love!
Me : I don't wanna be in love!
Others : HahaHAHAhAhAHaHahaha. *hands up*

Amir did his gay hair flip thingy again. The guys were making the rempit sound - the kissy kissy sound. Commotion happened before KH paper, Mr D and Ms Z kinda fought. Scaryy.

It wasn't really disturbing during the paper because I asked Amir to look to the left [ out the door ] and Dev to look to the right. Amir just wouldn't listen. Every exam, he'll start shaking his legs, look around, and hum. I'd look at him and he'd do the quiet sign and stop. Joker.


shortandsexy? How I wish I knew..

All The Small Things

PEEK - A - BOO !

I've 1 chapter of History notes to do which I have to pass up tomorrow. Wish me luck. My class is rotten. Haha. I just sneezed right after typing that. Shouldn't have wrote that. I take back my words back.

Holidays are meant to be spent by doing things like getting enough of rest, chatting til early hours of the morning, sleeping, eating, sleeping, playing, sleeping, going out, sleeping, studying, sleeping.. You get my point. SLEEPING IS SO GOOD, YOU CAN EVEN.. er.. sleep.. umm. Yeah.

Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head

Ling ling ling ling ling!

Sleepyhead!

Yih Ling knows the feeling of being a tenggiling that goes around killing. Bodies are piling and she is smiling. She needs to take some pills and go chilling. Or the end of the world will hit the ceiling. OMG IT'S YIH LING. - Khai.

You're one lame person, dude.

"Jerry, where's your flying broom?" - students of 3 Kenanga.

"Yalah, JERRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF COOLNESS!! *takes broom* I'm on my broom!" - said by the man himself.

We played the hand game where you draw over your hand on a piece of paper during MM. So Cathryn, Jia Linq, Yee Hua and I played. Out of the 4, I had the best life. There was only one bad thing in my life in the game. The first column was for boyfriend/husband. We didn't write the name but the characteristics like sexy/cute/etc. There were 5 options. Of course, there were bad options too. Jia Linq said, for the second column, make it more interesting, she said put the place where you make out. -.-' ROTTEN! Third column was Occupation. Fourth column was the ride your boyfriend/husband owns. Fifth column was your kid's attitude. The one bad thing in my life in the game was my kid's attitude. I was rich in the game! =D Yee Hua's life was the most rotten one. There was only 1 good thing - her ride was a Lamborghini. Cathryn and Jia Linq had equal numbers of bad and good.

I told you it was cute!

I don't mind losing as long as I give my best. Okay I mind it. But I don't hate it. Okay..

I hate it!

Get it?

Like the Flowing River

Be like the flowing river,
Silent in the night.
Be not afraid of the dark.
If there are stars in the sky, reflect them back.
If there are clouds in the sky,
Remember, clouds, like the riever, are water,
So gladly reflect them too,
In your own tranquil depths.

- Manuel Bandeira -